Beaming onto an enemy Klingon ship

        rfo | why would anyone beam onto an enemy Klingon
              ship without putting on any body armor first?
        rfo | ◔_◔
        rfo | yeah, like I thought, really dumb move :(
 krisfremen | definitely
 krisfremen | you beam on and you yell
 krisfremen | most preferably in Russian "I AM THE MACHINE"
 krisfremen | they all become your best friends
 krisfremen | you end up looting the universe
 krisfremen | and become an honorary klingon